So, a few weeks ago, my mom was talking on the phone. Suddenly, she turned to me and shouted, at the top of her voice, "JAMIE LYNN SPEARS IS PREGNANT!"
My response: "I don't care."
Seriously, why should I care that some girl I've never met is pregnant. For that matter, why should I be surprised? Let's take a look at the facts:
1) She is a teenager.
2) She is a TV star
3) Her sister is Britney Spears
And you're telling me that she had sex? Shocking! Who saw that coming in this day and age of sex glorification, much to the horror of various religious factions? Clearly, nobody did! It's such an unexpected surprise!
Today, my little sister was watching Nickelodeon and saw a commercial for a Zoey 101 (that's Spears's TV show) movie called "Goodbye Zoey". Since she's the main character, we can only assume that the show is ending with this movie.
THANK GOD
Another Teen Sitcom is off-the-air. I can only hope that the empty time slot will left over will be filled with the superior Avatar: The Last Airbender, or, as I like to call it, the only show on Nick that's worth watching. Hopefully, it will not be filled by another crappy Teen Sitcom.
So there you have it. A crappy show goes off the air and Spears (hopefully) learns the value of responsibility. It's a win-win situation! Granted, her kid's probably going to have issues, but who do we blame for that? Spears and her idiot boyfriend! (I assume he's an idiot, because most people are)
Yep, the future is looking great.